Can this joke get any worse???

Soooooo apparently, LCA, our church ⛪️ school 🏫 is going to have a JOKE DAY, and Odin needed me to help him find a joke and also practice with him on the delivery of the joke and let’s just say the delivery part of the joke was NOT going to well!!! 😂 

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Sooooooo then i saw 👀 THIS 👇 joke…

and i was like oh you know what, this THE PERFECT 🤩 JOKE for you O, then i read it out loud and my sister says, CAN THIS JOKE GET ANY WORSE??? 

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YES, it can, ODIN COULD TELL IT!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Reese’s Monday!!!

Weeeeeeeeelllll i did it!!! Odin’s influence on me and i got brave enough to eat a reese’s on the elliptical at the gym!!!

A REESES BIG CUP!!!!

Cuz IF you’re gonna eat a reese’s on the elliptical, you may as well as make it a BIG CUP!!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

Calories!!!

Annnnnnnd i am OUT OF MY ZIP CODE!!!

#Branson #BillyBobs #LillyHobbs #BannanaMalt #LemonBar #MEATLOAFSANDWHICHONSOURDOUGH

♥Mary Frances :)

You’re NOT that bad of a driver…

Soooooo this morning it’s raining 🌧️ pretty hard here in Phoenix so i told Odin, i’m so glad Aunt Grace is driving you guys to school today in all this rain and traffic since i’m already a bad driver!!!

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And O says, Aunt Mary you’re NOT a bad driver!!! I’m liiiiiike noooooo I AM!!! He’s like weeeeeeeeeeellllll, you’re NOT that bad of a driver…

DRUNK DRIVERS ARE WORSE!!!

Yeeeeeeessss, drunk drivers are worse than me… thank you Odin for those comforting words!!! 😂 🥰 😂 .

♥Mary Frances :)

PS ALTHOUGH, i have been in a car accident where the other driver was high and the accident was STILL M MY FAULT!!! 🤦‍♀️😱🤫😇 

IF I were a bird...

I FINALLY KNOW WHAT I'D LOOK LIKE!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

February 2025!!!!

Starting February out RIGHT… 

with my Italian Girl Hoodie!!!

Tried the new refresher!!!

Workout!!!

Finally got the pink sweat suit skirt! It’s NOT SLENDERIZING buuuuuuut sometimes you just wanna look like an adorable, pink, fluffy cloud ☁️!!!

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HIKING 🥾 TIME!!!

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This freaked me out, i walked into the bathroom at the gym and was greeted by this dog, buuuut at first glance i thought it was a homeless pet that had fainted!!!

Walk in the park!!!

Beautiful Sunset 🌅 

Happy Monday!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday!!!

  Bahahahahaaa!!! PREEEEEEACH!!! 😂 

♥Mary Frances :)

A Mom Dream!!! 😴

I had THE FUNNIEST dream about my mom the other day!!! In the dream she was alive, well this happens A LOT in my dreams, actually, SHE IS ALWAYS ALIVE WHEN I DREAM ABOUT HER! So she was alive and I was like, MOM, I thought you died! And she was like, no! I'm like, we even had you creamated! She's like, Uh huh! That's what they want you to think so they can get your money!!!! Ask them what the ashes REALLY are!!! 

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She's all, you know what YOU SHOULD DO, is take those "ASHES" you paid for and tell them you want a REFUND!!!

Seriousley, that is sooooooo a MOMMISH dream!!! She was ALWAYS having me return stuff to the store for, even toilet paper once, she was like, Mary, I was looking at the receipt that is THE MOST EXPENSIVE toilet paper, return it!!!  AHAHAHA!!! I'm sure IF it were possible, my mom WOULD have me get a refund on her creamation!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was a funny dream!!! I LOOOOOOVE MY MOM!!!

♥Mary Frances

How to get married...

When all else fails!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hmmmmmmm....I should TRY THIS!!!

Oh wait, I don't really have any guys numbers in my phone...

BUMMMMMMERRRR!!!

Guess I'll just keep letting God do His thang!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Happy Monday!!!

For the mountains shall depart, and the hills be removed; but my kindness shall not depart from thee, neither shall the covenant of my peace be removed, saith the Lord that hath mercy on thee." (Psalm 90:2)

BIBLE READING CHALLENGE: Find cool, fun, beautiful, lovely, adventurous places to read your Bible and take picture there with your Bible! You don’t have to be in it, just your Bible and the place!!! and if you like to share it with me email me at maryfranceswriting@gmail.come or if you have my number text it to me!!! I’d love to see it!!! 

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Years ago, Brother Lackey preached a message at our church ⛪️ about reading the Bible and he said to drink your favorite drink while reading the Bible and then your mind will begin to connect that drink to reading God’s word! I think the same thing could be done with our favorite place to go and things we love to do!!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

Sunday TRUTH!!!

Truer words have NEVERRRRRRRRR BEEN SPOKEN!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

♥Mary Frances :)

Happy Single Saturday!!!!

Buuuuuuuuut heeeeeeyyy, a good restaurant find is kinda like a TREASURE FIND!!!!! 😂 🙌🏾 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

QT MIRACLE!!!!

The other day when I was going around to see what kids were coming on the van for Church ⛪️ on Sunday and I walked over to the QT gas ⛽️ station to use the bathroom 🚽 and when i walked into the bathroom there was an absolute MIRACLE…

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I MEAN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE…

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It ACTUALLY SMELLED CLEAN IN THERE!!! 😱 

Yep, that’s right, i believe i actually smelled soap 🧼 and other cleaning 🧽 products in there!!!! AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS A MIRACLE!!!! Right up there with the faith chapter!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

January 2025!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll January of 2025 has already come and gone!!! It was a good month, busy with church and I hit my next weight loss goal!!!

First Mountain Dew Zero of 2025!!!

LANDMARK CONFERENCE!!!

First Sunday almost the whole church went out to eat together at Carlos O'Brien's!!!! It was soooooo much fun fellowshipping together!!!

All of us outside of Carlos O'brien's!!!

 I can't remember what I'm eating in this picture!!! LOL 

Hot chocolate is a HUG in a MUG!!! Hee, hee!!!

Josh and Denae’s wedding 💒!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll...I'll do a FEW pictures from the wedding rehearsal!!!

I was impressed with the piano cupcake thingy!!! 

WEDDING DAY!!!

Tribute to Bishop Abbott!!!!

My greeting dress selfie!!! LOL 

Awkward picture with the bride!!! she said to look at each other, which made me laugh!!! Hope the photographers photo was better than mine!!! LOL 

With all the bridesmaids-i've known all these girls for literally years!!! 

Sooooooooooo SWEEEEEEEEEET!!!

Happy Monday!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

I’m the Luke…

i’m THE LUKE at Landmark that remembers EVERYTHING!!! Remember when…blah, blah, blah…
😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

♥Mary Frances :)

Compliment of the day!!!

Went to go visit the Sunday School kids and one of the new girls asked me: Are you Sister Mary??? I was like yes! She kinda gives  me a once over, then says, Oh they said you were old, BUUUUUUUUUT, you don’t look old to me!!!

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AWWWWWWW!!!

WAAAAAIIIT…

WHO SAID I WAS OLD??

😂 🤔 😝 😂 

♥Mary Frances :)

Happy Single Saturday!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

A Ginty Christmas 2024!!!

♥Mary Frances :)