Classic Mary Moments: The MOMENT YOU KNOW!!!

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

The MOMENT YOU KNOW!!!

So the other night I'm at Walmart doing some grocery shopping. I'm standing in line, putting my stuff on the belt when one of my Greek yogurts (Btw: Dannon light and easy greek yogurts are ONLY 80 calories and 12 grams of protein!) falls out of my, drops and rolls on the ground and much to my horror, splats open and a HUGE blob of Greek yogurt goes on the ankle of the work pants of the man in front of me!!! I gasped in horror thinking this man is going to be sooooo ANGRY with me,

I AM SOOOO SORRY SIR!!!

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He kinda just glances back at his pants, shrugs and says,

It's all GOOD, stuff happens!!!

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I was ASTOUNDED by his response, It's ALL GOOD, STUFF HAPPENS...I mean I'm THE KIND OF GIRL, that A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENS, and to hear a man say that it was ALL GOOD????

A MAN THAT SAYS THAT???? In one moments of time, I KNEW, I JUST KNEW!!!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! For realz people...Right there, on the spot, on the cash register at WALMART, I got down on ONE KNEE and BEGGED...BAHAHAHA...NOoooo juuuuuust KIDDING!!! Whaaaaaaat REALLY happened was that I silently, shamefully put the rest of my groceries on the conveyor belt, and I DID think, Okaaaaaaaaaay, we should PROBABLY get married then!!! THEN I watched in MORE horror as part of the blob of yogurt glopped off his pant leg and on to the floor, the rest just stayed smeared on his pants!!! What do I do???

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I was like, ummmmm, do you have any paper towels to the cashier!!! She handed me some and I wiped up the blog, then I stared at the smear on his pants, should I wipe that too???? The cashier was like, did you get it all cleaned up? I'm like, Ummmm, uh, UMMMMMMM...??? The man just takes the paper towel and calmly wipes his pant leg, grabs his stuff and throws away the mess on the way out...I'm just staring, like,

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIT,

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME??????

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Sooooooooo the moral of this story is that I DID NOT get a husband at Walmart last night, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I did realize ONE MORE THING that I will need in whomever I marry,

SOMEONE THAT IS JUST CHILL WHEN MY,

"STUFF HAPPENS"!!!

CAN I GET AN AMEN????

♥Mary Frances :)

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!