Classic Mary Moments: Messy updo!!!

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Messy updo!!!

Soooooo I'm always seeing all these tutorials for MESSY hair do's...

Messy buns, messy pony tails, messy braids...

Annnnnd I don't get it!!! People ACTUALLY NEED tutorials for these???? Buuuuut alas, MAR BEAR has decided to bless you all with HER OWN tutorial for a MESSY HAIR DO!!! This is what I call...

THE MESSY

CURLY UPDO!!!

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay soooooo first of all, WHAT you need to do is Sunday night, when you get home from church, DO NOT TAKE YOUR HAIR DOWN!!! Make sure you go to sleep with your hair do still on your head!!!

Next, MAKE sure you move around A LOT while you sleep...I MEAN REALLY A LOT!!! Also, you should really just make sure you move your head around a lot on your pillow!!

Theeeeeeeeeeen make sure you FORGET to set your alarm clock so that you OVER SLEEP!!! Then MAKE SURE that you rush around like a crazy mad woman...

Annnnnnnnnd WHATEVERRRR you do, DO NOT forget, TO NOT look in the mirror...don't bother IF you do, you may ACTUALLY be tempted to fix your hair up a little bit...which would take away from, THE MESSINESS of your MESSY HAIR DO!!!

For an ADDED bit of MESSINESS, make sure that you drive to work with ALL YOUR WINDOWS DOWN...Just let those wild messy curls FLY in the breeze!!!

Annnnnnnnnnnd VOILA...

YOUR DONE...

I PRESENT TO YOU ALL...

THE MESSY

CURLY UPDO!!!

I hope that these directions were easy enough for you to understand...If NOT please feel free to email for further directions at dumbhairdos @gmail.com!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!