ON MY LOVE LIFE!!!
Soooooooooo listen up EVERYONE here is my BIG NEWS...Wait, wait, DRUM ROLL PULEEEEEEEEEEZE...barump-pta=burampa...that's the drums people...use your IMAGINATION...pata-pat-ta-barumpa...i'm really NOT a very musically inclined person...In case you hadn't noticed...Okaaaaaaaaaay soooooooo yeah...BACK TO THE BREAKING NEWS ON MY LOOOOOVE LIFE...
Sooooooooooooo i'm ABOUT to be...
ALMOST READY FOR MARRIAGE!!!
Fo realz people!!! I know, I know, i'm 31, buuuuuuuuuuut some of us MATURE SLOOOOOOOOWLY PEOPLE!!! ANYWHO...Sooooooooooooo Saturday night, I was telling my pastor's wife that THE ONLY THING I have NOT yet accomplished is BISCUIT MAKING...I make AMAZING gravy for biscuits and gravy, buuuuuut my biscuits are FROZEN PILSBURY, everyone JUST THINKS, i'm that AWESOME...buuuuuuuut I"M NOT!!!
Annnnnnd I've BEEN TRYING for the last year or so to accomplish biscuit baking, buuuuuut they come out like SOFT ROCKS!!! Did I tell you about last years epidemic for our Thanksgiving feast at church, I worked and slaved for HOURS, not to mention the wasted cost of money, trying to make AMAZING BISCUITS annnnd NO...SOFT ROCKS... of course, my soft rocks at the Thanksgiving feast were QUICKLEY forgotten when I ummmmmm crashed into someone from my church that night...Buuuuuut yeah...SOFT ROCKS...they actually made it through the accident UNDAMAGED...bahahahahaha!!! NO SURPRISE there!!!
Sooooooooo I KNEW I could NOT get married without knowing how to make AMAZING BISCUITS!!! Men LOVE BISCUITS...Or soooo the ones that I know do!!! People told me, HELLLLLLLOOOOO MARY, its called BISQUICK!!! I was like, say whaaaaaat??? BISQUICK???
*GASP!!! For MY FUTURE-Godly-Handsome-On-fire-for-God-burden-for-the-lost-normal-guy-with-a-decent-job-not-in-debt-owns-a-car-never-been-married-no-kids-Unless-they're-adopted-OR-he-is-a-widower-tithe-payer-submitted-to-his-pastor-prayer-warrior-Bible-reading-spiritual-leader-family-loving-patient-no-
I DON'T EVEN THINK SO!!! NOOOOOOT FOR MY MAN!!! AhHAHAHAHA!!! Unless i'm totally SICK OR pregnant...about to give birth or we've had like 20 kids and ya know, BISQUICK IS A MUST BUUUUUT YEAH...I WANNA MAKE MY OWN BISCUITS!!!
Sooooooooo ANYWAYZ, I was telling my pastor's wife after church this past Saturday that it was THE ONLY THING that I have NOT ACCOMPLISHED IN COOKING TERMS that I really WANT TOO, annnnnd she said that SHE WOULD TEACH ME!!!
I WAS LIKE OMW!!! If I learn how to do this, I will be OFFICIALLY READY to GET MARRIED!!!! *SCREEEEEEECH!!!! My pastor was like, OK, if I had KNOWN that learning HOW TO MAKE BISCUITS was THE ONLY THING holding you back from getting married, I would have made sure you got biscuit lessons A LONG TIME AGO!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sooooooooo yeah, Sis. Abbott sent me the recipe for these AMAZING drop biscuits and she went over with me some stuff to do annnnnnd THIS WEEKEND I will be starting to learn!!! THEN, if I get these accomplished she has ANOTHER recipe for cut out biscuits that I can start working on...WHICH are what you NEED for BISCUITS ANNNNND GRAVY!!! You guys, you guys, BISCUITS AND GRAVY HAS TAKEN ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!!!
Anywayz, GET WATCH OUT PEOPLE...Im ALMOST READY!!! ;))))
If anyone in the valley wants to be a taster or a rater LET ME KNOW!!!
♥Mary Frances :)