Classic Mary Moments: Jesus' Flavor!!!

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Jesus' Flavor!!!

On the way to driving MJ to school the other day, I asked her if she knew what color Jesus is? She said that she didn't!!! So I told MJ, weeeeeeellll guess what?!?? did you know that Jesus was Carmel?

She's like WHAAAAT???? Really? Jesus is Carmel?shes like, so Jesus isn't black or white? He's Carmel??? I'm like yup! She's all, Like me?!?! I'm like, uh, huh, JUST LIKE YOU GIRRRRL!!!

She's like WOW!!! I NEVERRRR knew that Jesus is Carmel! My mom NEVERRRR tells me this kind of stuff!!! Then she goes, MY MOM MUST NOT KNOW!!! I'll have to tell her!!!

Then she asks if Jesus was Carmel because he was Mexican? I'm like, no,

he's Carmel because he is Jewish. That's how we know that his skin color was most likely Carmel, because Jewish people are Carmel!!!

Then she goes, you know what! IF Jesus was black, he would be CHOCOLATE annnnnd THEN I would eat him!!! She goes annnnnd you know, IF he was white then he would be White CHOCOLATE AND I would eat him to!!! But Jesus IS Carmel, and I LIKE CARMELS TOO!!!

I'm like well, WHEN YOU GET THE Holy Ghost, it's kind of like you ate him, cuz now you hav him on the inside of you!!! And trust me, Jesus is the sweetest taste you'll everrrr know, annnnnd there are NO CALORIES EITHER!!!

Soooo come get your Carmel!!! JESUS!!! He's the sweetest name you'll everrrr know!!!

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!