Classic Mary Moments: Mary WiseDUMB!!!!! (Marriage advice;)

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Mary WiseDUMB!!!!! (Marriage advice;)

Currrrrrently deciding to give FREE marriage counselin to all my married friends!!! :)))) This spectacur piece of advice is ESPECIALLY for THE LADIES!!! How would you ladies like to know of a way for your husband to ALWAYS remember your birthday???? I'm sure you would and I the SINGLE Miss Mary happen to have a SURE way to make him NEVERRR forget!!!!

ARE YOU READY for this ladies???? Okaaaay here we go...JUST...

REMIND HIM!!!!!

I don't understand all these ladies that get upset because their husbands forget!!! I'M LIKE HELLLLOOOO....just start reminding them like a month in advance!!! And remind him EVERYDAY!!! Write little sticky notes and stick them in TOTALLY random places!!! Put it in his planner!!! Program it in his phone!!! The night before say, "tomorrow is MY BIRTHDAY!!! First thing in the morning say...TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!" And he'll say RIGH AWAY, Oh happy birthday baby!!! (Unless he is a total jerk!!!) and then you say, "BABE, you remembered...OMW thats like sooooooo SWEEET!!!" HAHA!!!! It seems cRaZy but I'm sooooo serious ladies...this is GUARANTEED to work!!!

And don't be ALL like BUT i want him to remember on his OWN...without me reminding him!!! Don't be like that... he is a man...thats just the way he is...its in his DNA!!! Its like in this Stephen Bly book I was readin one time....Everyone was gettin mad at these coyotes for doing coyote things...like eatin chickens and stuff and finally this rancher told the boys...they're coyotes, thats what they do, its in their nature and you can't expect them NOT to act like coyotes when thats what they are!!! Same way with men!!! They may remember at FIRST, but sooner or later its gonna happen and your just gonna be like...OMW... HE REALLY IS A MAN!!! HAHA!!!

Sooooo when it happens ladies just think to yourself, OMW Like wow!!! MY HUSBAND is soooo MANLY!!! Trust me though...unless my husband gets alztheimers he will NEVER forget my birthday!!! NEVA!!!!! :)

Yes ladies...

all that wisedumb was for FREE!!!!!! ;)

P.S. GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS IN 17 DAYS???? ;]

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!