Its HOT...in ARIZONA!!!
(OMW...Like WOW!!!!)
SHOCKING RIGHT????
NOT!!!!!!!
But amaZingly...I keep hearing my fellow Arizonans sayin OMW its sooooo HOT!!! I can't believe HOW hot it is!!! Can you believe it???? UH YEAH I CAN!!!! Its A. THE SUMMER!!! and B. ARIZONA!!! Like helllllllllllllllllllloooooooooo!!!! We live closer to the sun than like ANYONE else!!! (I think...HAHA!!!;) The thing that gets me is that the people that seem to be the MOST shocked are like all the Arizonans themselves!!! I'm like ummmm do you NOT remember last summer and the summer before that and the summer before THAT??? We've lived here like ALL OUR LIVES!!!! (Of course these are the SAME people that are complaining about HOW cold it is when we ACTUALLY have nice weather!!!:)
I mean we live in ARIZONA!!!
Its sooooooo HOT that....
•the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
•the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
•farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
•the cows are giving evaporated milk.
•the trees are whistling for the dogs.
•WE no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
•WE can say 120 degrees without fainting.
•WE eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
•WE can make instant sun tea.
•WE learned that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
•you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
•The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
•WE discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
•We've discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
•WE notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
•hot water now comes out of both taps.
•it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
•you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
•you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
•no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
•your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
•you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
•a sad Arizonan once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."
