Sherri: "Erica, where have you been? It's nearly dark out."
Erica: "Looking for a job."
Sherri: "Really? But how'd you get to town?"
Erica: "I took a bus."
Sherri: "You took a bus? You are desperate."
Erica: "Yeah, and it was weird. I got asked out on dates by old men. Can you believe that?"
Sherri: "Eww, like how old?"
Erica: "I don't know, in their twenties, I guess."
-- "Why Don't You Grow Up?" (Adventures in Odyessy)
Me and Jac had this ALMOST exact convo the other day... Jac was telling me about this single guy the other day and I am getting like ALL excited. Then I am like, "Wait, how old is he?" She is like, "32." I was like, "WHAT?! 32?! ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! tHATS like reAlly old!!!" She goes, "Mary, you do realize that we're closer in age now to thirty-year-olds, than to 20-year-olds?!" I was like, "what?! OMW!!! Aaaaaaauuuuuuuugggghhhh!!! THATS cRaZy!!!"
Seriousley!!! WHEN did this happen?!?!