" So John, I say to my younger brother as we helped my mom grocery shop..."I have a question for you," I continued.
"What?" He said rolling his eyes.
I was just wondering,"I say sweetly...
"Go down this aisle," he says.
"Do you ever feel JEALOUS of me?" I ask.
He just looks at me...
"Ok, WHY would I be jealous of YOU?!" He says.
Immediatley a million reasons come to my mind...
Well, the main thing I am thinking about right now is...
"Ok next aisle," he says.
"Is the fact that I am waaaaaay older than YOU,
But everyone ALWAYS thinks that I'm YOUR younger sister.
Doesn't that make YOU feel JEALOUS?!?!"
"Am I jealous of the fact that everyone thinks I'm more mature than you?
"NO, he says, "I am NOT jealous of that!"
*Now MARY rolls her eyes! ;)
